This issue — I'm sure everybody cares about this and is really interested in reading about it — I have spent some time optimizing the templates for crosswords, including a new several that allow for really easy formatting of the clues and answers. You can see the answer formatting in the last issue, for which I've added them.
I apologize to our phonular readers, for whom this sucks and doesn't work right; I am trying to figure out some CSS stuff that will let the highlighting properly on mobile. One major limitation is that it's impossible to just do what every other website (i.e. TV Tropes, the SCP wiki, etc) does and run clientside JavaScript from Wikipedia's MediaWiki install, meaning that 99% of the available technologies for hiding/displaying inline text are just not available. But surely we can use just vanilla tags like <details> and <summary>, and those wouldn't get roosterblocked by the parser, right?
<details>
<summary>Open this to read a
boring go-off</summary>
Wow, hidden content! These are two of those
sexy semantic HTML tags everyone forgets
about the existence of, and would rather
use a megabyte of JavaScript to do the
same thing.<br/>
But since I'm really smart and I know
they exist, in theory it should be really
easy to use them to implement behavior
like collapsible and expandable text,
even in browsers that don't use
JavaScript at all!<br/>
Then maybe I could use CSS styling to
modify the display of the details element
to be inline rather than block, and mess
around with the positioning and the box
model to overlay it in the same place as
the summary element.<br/>
So then you'd just have a thing you
could easily click to show the hidden
content (and have its hidden/revealed
state persist, even) rather than forcing
the user to highlight black-on-black
text to see the information.
</details>
<details><summary>Spoiler alert (click to open)</summary>It doesn't work.</details>
Furthermore, on an unrelated note, it should be noted that if you make a template to display text that's the same color as the background (like a spoiler), no matter what precautions are taken, or what giant red messages there are in the documentation, or how many technical measures have been taken to make it impossible to use the template in mainspace, there are certain names that you should never, ever give to that template... under any circumstances... no matter how innocuous and straightforward it may be — similar to how certain good-luck symbols should never be used in certain European countries — it will resurrect old terrors and cause great strife. You've been warned!
Anyway, amidst all the excitement, I forgot to actually bother to write any crosswords worth a damn this month, so here is some dreck I had lying around in the drafts.
The good news is that there is now a very good and well-documented guide on how to make your own crosswords easily using these templates here, so maybe next issue I will not have to put them together myself...??
The rectangle of doom
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1 | Tenant of a fleshy drupe, or perhaps installer of a fleshy Drupal package in python | A PIP |
5 | 6-across needs to drop the | STICK |
6 | The guy who won't drop his 5-across is being | A DICK |
7 | Frequent utterance of pythons | SSSS |
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1 | (abbrev.) Should have considered them before !voting "delete" | ATDS |
2 | (abbrev.) Functs' NDAs cover these (this word is pluralized here in a stupid way that it never is in actual usage) | PIIS |
3 | (abbrev.) Two organizations, one recognizing good deeds in cricket and the other bad deeds in war, are both known as the | ICCS |
4 | (abbrev.) Leftist Kurdish gunmen | PKK |
5 | (abbrev.) Elite tea-quaffing airmen | SAS |
The H of doom
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1 | Nominators' expected | BEFORE |
7 | For deletion, or of Delphi | ORACLE |
8 | Not b this but the | BOTHER |
13 | Frequent utterance of cobras | SSSSSS |
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1 | Multi-talented athlete, martial arts weapon, or personal odor | BO |
2 | What COI editors have to submit; alternately, show from the 90s with sexy doctors in it; alternately, the real-life place that show was about | ER |
3 | Pungent phenomena considered "top lols" by schoolboy vandals | FARTS |
4 | Initialism for Californian county known for production of citrus and reality TV | OC |
5 | Machine learning technique; alternately, the place where you go to touch grass | RL |
6 | Type of engineer who specializes in capacitors, timer chips, and goofy talk page comments | EE |
8 | When the edit is pungent and false you call this | BS |
9 | When the edit is pungent and reveals someone's phone number you request this | OS |
10 | Institution attended by the kids writing 3-down into articles | HS |
11 | Expect RfA opposes if you don't use them a high enough percentage of the time | ES |
12 | Expect RfC opposes if you don't back up your claims to one of these | RS |
The templates of love
I'm not kidding about the templates being easy to use. You basically just type the things into the grid: .
is an unused square, 0
is an empty square, and any number is a square of that number. Here, I will show you. This code:
{{Signpost/Crossword}}
{{Signpost/Crossword row|1 |2 |0 |4 |5 }}
{{Signpost/Crossword row|6 |0 |. |7 |0 }}
{{Signpost/Crossword row|8 |0 |0 |0 |0 }}
{{Signpost/Crossword row|9 |0 |. |10|0 }}
{{Signpost/Crossword row|11|0 |0 |0 |0 }}
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Produces this output:
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And this code, for clues:
{{Signpost/Crossword clues begin}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clues}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clues|Across}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clue | 1|Popular orange vegetable|CARROT}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clue | 3|Bone filling|MARROW}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clue | 5|Popular white flower|YARROW}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clues}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clues|Down}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clue | 2|Reminiscent of bow ammunition|ARROWY}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clue | 4|Characteristic of improper technique|ERRORY}}
{{Signpost/Crossword clue | 451|Mechanical model of the solar system|ORRERY}}
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Produces this:
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1 | Popular orange vegetable | CARROT |
3 | Popular white flower | YARROW |
5 | Popular wheeled conveyance for 1-across and 3-across in the garden | BARROW |
7 | Bone filling | MARROW |
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2 | Reminiscent of bow ammunition | ARROWY |
4 | Characteristic of improper technique | ERRORY |
451 | Mechanical model of the solar system | ORRERY |
Discuss this story
As a person who has wrestled with CSS for a long while, I enjoyed this! →StaniStani 02:54, 13 January 2024 (UTC)[reply]
I have an idea: Maybe add
text-transform: uppercase
andtext-align: center
to the input boxes.Crosswords are case-insensitive and are usually filled with uppercase letters. Also, there should be one character per input, so it should be centered. (I know that putting a maximum length on an input field is a technical impossibility in MediaWiki, but the users are still expected to type one character) QuickQuokka [talk • contribs] 14:03, 16 January 2024 (UTC)[reply]
- @QuickQuokka: Yeah, I banged my head against the task of limiting the fields to one character for a while. My conclusion was that this is simply impossible to do with the abilities we're granted by MediaWiki. The text-transform thing, though, I will be stealing, because that's smart. jp×g🗯️ 01:08, 13 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]
- @JPxG: It's not stealing if it's CC BY-SA. I agreed to share my work with others when I signed up to use this platform
- Also, is it possible to use JavaScript to limit the number of characters? I know you can't just load JS into articles, so it would have to be sitewide JS edited by an interface admin. QuickQuokka [talk • contribs] 13:32, 13 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Not to spoil the fun of discovering ingenious wikitext hacks, but if/when WP:On-demand gadgets are implemented, crosswords could be done more like every other website. – SD0001 (talk) 18:14, 4 February 2024 (UTC)[reply]